A wife👩 was calling out for her husband👨 from the kitchen🏠 to help her with the dishes🍛🍝, but did not get a response. She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep😌 on his files📕, tired of work. She walked closer to him, looked at the innocent face😐, played with his hair softly, sweetly and..... *PHATTTAKK 👋*  😵✨....slapped his face!!!The husband got up with a shock and asked what happened??!?!Then the wife showed him her phone 📱 which showed.... "Last seen on whatsapp 1 minute ago" 😡😂technology HURTS... 😂😂😜😜

In the morning wife asked for newspaper ..
Husband - how backward are you....world had progressed so much and you are asking for news paper? Here, have my TAB ....

Wife killed the cockroach with the TAB....

Husband unconscious ...😳

Moral-
Whatever wife asks...,give

Golden Words......

1. "If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel"

2. "Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of website. You understand Nothing, still you agreed..."

3. "Chess is the only game in the world, which reflects the status of the husband. The poor King can take only one step at a time...While the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes."

4. "All men are brave. Horror movies don't scare them...But 5 missed calls from wife...surely dead..."

Send this to all men who can smile after reading this... & to all ladies who can LOL after reading it.