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My neighbours mail:

Hello Karthik !
We are fine & healthy and wish the same from you , your uncle, Mom and others. Our Malaysia trip was fine. How is the life there? The other day I called up your uncle and talked to him. Hope the electricity and phone bills have been paid. Kindly find out from Mr. Chandrasekar and let me know. I shall try to call him in a day or two. Convey our humble regards to every one at home . Regards.
Uncle Edgar.

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Ippo namma reply

1. Nei: Hello Karthik !
I: Hi

2. Nei: We are fine & healthy
I: Dont worry, drink 20 liters of vodka, u wil die

3. Nei: and wish the same from you, your uncle, Mom and others.
I: Seri romba soapu vendaam

4. Nei: Our Malaysia trip was fine.
I: Don’t jump to conclusions, ur plane to Chennai could crash

5. Nei: How is the life there?
I: Romba sothanai, oru ponnu tata kaatita, ungaluku vera ponnu theriyumaa?

6. Nei: The other day I called up your uncle and talked to him.
I: Scientifically possible. My uncle is not deaf and you are not dumb yet.

7. Nei: Hope the electricity and phone bills have been paid. Kindly find out from uncle and let me know.
I: I will not say, set up a CBI enquiry and find out.

8. Nei: I shall try to call him in a day or two.
I: Phonela romba adigama balance iruko?

9. Nei: Convey our humble regards to every one at home
I: Action speak better than words. Malaysia-la irunthu oru plate nandu briyani vangi thantha nalam!

10. Nei: . Regards. Uncle Edgar.
I: Goto Point 5.